We bring the farm to you!

  • Our mobile petting zoo brings a hand-selected group of friendly farm animals directly to your event. A standard visit typically includes approximately five animals, which may include:

    • A Highland cow or other small cow

    • George the alpaca

    • Friendly goats

    • A rabbit

    • A miniature donkey or another available farm animal

    We provide portable animal enclosures and remain with the animals throughout the experience. Guests can meet, pet, and learn about the animals in a safe and relaxed environment.

  • The standard package includes up to two hours, including setup and breakdown, approximately five animals, portable enclosures, and farm staff to supervise the experience.

    • Additional time: $100 per hour

    • Additional animals: $40 each, when available

    • Travel outside 20 miles: $5 per additional mile

  • Bring hands-on agricultural learning directly to your students. Our school and daycare visits give children an opportunity to meet farm animals and learn about animal care, farm jobs, and the ways different animals contribute to a farm.

    Programs can be adapted for:

    • Preschools and daycares

    • Elementary and middle schools

    • Homeschool groups

    • Special education programs

    • Church and community groups

    Pricing depends on the number of students, program length, requested animals, activities, and location.

  • Our animals can visit nursing homes, assisted-living communities, rehabilitation centers, and other care facilities.

    These visits are designed to be calm, personal, and accessible. Depending on the location and needs of the residents, we may bring a Highland cow, goats, rabbits, or another suitable combination of animals.

    We are happy to work with your activities director to plan an appropriate experience for your residents and facility.

  • Make your wedding, school event, grand opening, employee celebration, photography session, or private party unforgettable with a visit from one of our Highland cows.

    Highland cow appearances are perfect for:

    • Weddings and receptions

    • Flower cow experiences

    • School visits

    • Business and community events

    • Birthday parties

    • Photography sessions

    • Senior-community visits

    • Highland cow appearances begin at $150 per hour.

      Travel fees apply outside our standard service area. Final pricing depends on the location, event length, setup requirements, and number of cows requested.

      Any flowers or decorations must be approved in advance and provided by the client unless other arrangements are made. All decorations must be safe and comfortable for the animal.

  • Add some farm personality to your wedding, reception, corporate gathering, or private celebration with Opal, our beer burro.

    Opal can mingle with guests while carrying approved canned or bottled beverages in her specially fitted packs. A handler remains with her throughout the appearance.

    Beer burro appearances begin at $150 per hour.

    The client is responsible for providing all beverages. Screaming Goat Funny Farm does not sell, serve, or provide alcohol. Travel and additional setup fees may apply.

  • To protect our animals and provide a safe experience, the event location must have:

    • A level and accessible setup area

    • Adequate shade for the entire visit

    • Access to fresh water

    • Safe access for our truck and livestock trailer

    • Enough room to unload and set up animal enclosures

    • An area away from loud machinery, fireworks, smoke, uncontrolled dogs, and other hazards

    A 10-by-10-foot canopy may be available upon request. Larger events may require additional shade provided by the client.

  • Outdoor visits are generally held rain or shine unless conditions become unsafe. Extreme heat, storms, lightning, high winds, or other dangerous conditions may require us to change the animals attending, shorten the visit, reschedule, or cancel.

    Some animals, particularly rabbits, may not be able to attend during hot weather. We never require an animal to participate when traveling or attending would be unsafe or stressful.

    The exact animals attending are not guaranteed unless they are specifically included in your written agreement.

  • Children must be supervised by a responsible adult.

    • Guests must follow all instructions from our animal handlers.

    • Animals may not be picked up, chased, ridden, or fed without permission.

    • Outside pets must be secured away from the visiting animals.

    • Running through enclosures, throwing objects, screaming at the animals, and rough handling are prohibited.

    • The client is responsible for securing permission from the property owner or event venue.

    • A signed agreement and deposit may be required to reserve your date.

    • Final pricing is based on the location, travel distance, visit length, requested animals, and setup requirements.

A woman in a light blue dress kissing a white donkey with a floral basket on its back, outdoors in front of a red barn.
Two goats, one black and white and the other brown, are inside a fenced enclosure on a grassy area. The white goat is drinking from a black water bucket. In the background, there are trees, parked cars, and a street.
A mobile animal shelter trailer parked beside a tree-lined street on a sunny day, with signs indicating it is for 'Screaming Goat Funny Farm LLC' and displaying a phone number.
A small white animal, possibly a goat, lying down inside a white fenced enclosure on a grassy lawn, with a pink bucket nearby, in front of a house with a porch, brick stairs, and an American flag, in a suburban neighborhood with trees and cars parked
Two donkeys, one black and white and one tan, are inside a fenced yard with green grass. A house with a porch and steps is visible in the background.
A fenced outdoor enclosure with grass, containing a rabbit near a plastic pet carrier and a water bowl, with trees and greenery in the background.
A woman in a white dress hugging a smiling highland cow with a flower-adorned saddle in a grassy outdoor setting.
A woman in a white dress holding a pink rope leash stands next to a decorated white steer with pink flowers and a rose gold horn, outdoors on grass with trees and a fence in the background.

Plan Your Wild Adventure

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